What game did the Greek Gods play? Hydra and go seek.
What did the Ancient Greeks wear on their feet? Tennis Zeus.
How do Greek women get ready for a toga party? With A Hera
appointment.
Have you seen the movies about Greek Mythology? No?, well you
odyssey them.
What do you call a musician petrified by Medusa? A rockstar.
Why doesn't Aphrodite date tennis players? Because love means
nothing to them.
What do you call a movie about eating healthy? My Big Fat Greek
Yogurt.
What is Apollo's favorite indie rock band? Walk The Moon.
What did Poseidon say to the sea monster? What's Kraken?
Which Greek god is always passing wind? Anemoi.
What are Greek houses made out of? Greeks and con-Crete!
Why does Ares only have a Sony Playstation? Because he is the
"God Of War"
Who did Artemis invite to her birthday party? Her nearest and
deer-est friends.
Why did Artemis miss her mark? She wasn't aiming deer-ectly for
it.
What do you call the Arnold Schwarzenegger action movie about
the Greek Bailouts? The Last Action Gyro.
Why did god invent wine? So Dionysus could never rule the world.
What is Mrs. Klumps favorite Disney movie? Hercules! Hercules!
What did the Parthenon play in Percy Jackson and the Lightning
Thief? A supporting role.
What breed of horse was the Trojan horse? A nightmare.
Is your name Hades because you are boring me to death!
The awkward moment when you realize that you have a body of a
Greek god.......the bottom half.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Did you hear about the war between Greece and Turkey? The Greeks
were lobbing hand grenades; the Turks were pulling the pins and
throwing them back.
What new chapter is S&P forecasting for the Greek Economy?
Chapter 11
How can you know if your bank is hurting from austerity
measures? You try to cash a check and they tell you to come back
with a gun!
Why does George Michael (Georgios Panayiotou) want to purchase
Panathinaikos F.C.? Because he wants to ruin more than just
music!
Why is President Obama contacting the Prime Minister of Greece
about the failed economy? To find out how Greeks live off of
less!
Why doesn't Greece celebrate Halloween? The lights are out, the
windows are boarded up, the lawns aren't cut. Everyday is
Halloween in Greece now.
What do the Greeks need to drink? Auster-Tea.
Whats the difference between a smart Greek and a unicorn?
Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
How was copper wire invented? Two Greeks were fighting over a
penny.
How do you know Adam was a Greek? Who else could stand beside a
naked woman and be tempted by a fruit?
Tampon is Greek for Ab Zor Ba Da Leek.
A Canadian guy, a Greek guy, a Japanese guy, and a Middle
Eastern guy walk into a bar. They all have a couple of beers,
and get to bragging. The Greek guy boasts, "I'm so lucky, I have
4 beautiful children, one more and I would have a basketball
team." Not to be outdone, the Canadian guy retorts, "I am
luckier than you, I have 5 gifted children, one more and I could
form a hockey team." So, the Japanese guy chimes in with, "Well,
I surely have both of you topped. I have 8 children. Just one
more and I would have a baseball team." Pausing, briefly, the
Middle Eastern guy replies, "Well, I am betting I have all you
fools beat. my harem houses 17 wives, one more and I would have
a golf course!".
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