The Evil Professor Dementia is the alcohol-induced alter ego of
Reginald Chesterfield III. When crossed, he has been known to
perform many a dastardly deed. Among these dastardly deeds, are
as follows:
- Defecating into his victim's mailbox and leaving
a note saying: "Special Delivery".
Calling up his victim on the
telephone and breaking wind.
- Picking his nose and depositing the
findings on the windshield of his victim's car.
Sure, these all
seam like harmless pranks but this is a grown man we're talking
about. There has got to be something wrong with a grown man
acting like this. It just can't be normal! In fact, it's kind of
scary.
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